superlumiere asked: If you have two breasts and I'm holding both of them, how many do you have left?

2 cause i be holding yours too

I’ve had sex 4 times in the past 24 hours, I can barely walk legitimately.

Damn so amazingly good, glad he’s back here.

I’m supposed to be trying to fall asleep but now I’m just looking at pictures of cute kittens and playing footsies with Rey.

I get to see Rey tomorrow
I get to see Rey tomorrow
I get to see Rey tomorrow
I get to see Rey tomorrow

*explodes*

#exciting

#finally

#yay

So my sister and I were going to a sex shop and then we ran into our neighbor and she was like oh where are you two going

We were like uhhh umami burger then she was like oh us too and then we ate dinner with them so they wouldn’t see us go into the sex shop

#life

When I first started improv I didn’t think I’d be that good at it. I knew my stand up routines were good and I could do those with no problem, but improv was a whole different animal.
Even getting into the professional track shocked me. My first two courses I was so in my head and over thinking. But after I just let loose and stopped caring what the other actors thought, I began to be truly funny and creative. I let go of my insecurity if being the youngest person in there by a long shot and didn’t care that I wasn’t a professional actor like everyone else.
This last class for our scenes we got up there and our classmates labeled us and told us to play the exact opposite of what characters we usually play. Apparently my opposite type was a butch lesbian, aggressive woman, a gym teacher from glee type. The crazy thing was, my scenes had never been so funny before. It showed me that pushing myself out of my comfort zone even further could help me grow as a comedic actress. Time to write for my web series now.

Ps I’m headed up to San Fran to visit my friend Marianna, and I must say the Chinatown bus network is crazy. I remember taking one from Chicago to NYC…now LA to San Fran, they on their Underground Railroad shit.